28 April 2009

post-karmic swine flu update

In addition to abstaining from sharing drinking cups and needles with pigs and avoiding the bacon aisle at the grocery store, we can now add frequent hand sanitation to the list of anti-swine flu measures being taken by yours truly.

My company has supplied all corporate bathrooms with jugs of hand sanitizer.

Stand tall, my friends. Together, we can defeat this evil virus. After all, these colors…err, germs…don’t run. Or something like that.